On The Sixth Day, God Created Pants ...

And so saith the Lord, "Let there be Pants." And there were Pants. And the Lord saw that it was bitchin’.

Click here to see the lyrics from our new album, GRAVID!

What follows are some of the lyrics from some of our songs. If you are not already familiar with our music, check the samples page for the current selection of music clips. After you spend seven hours and forty-three minutes downloading them, play them over and over again while viewing the lyrics found here. Then you can come to our shows and sing for us. Won’t that be exciting? To be part of the complex and, yes, even dangerously seductive world of entertainment. They say John Tesh just isn’t the same person since he left Entertainment Tonight to pursue his music career full-time. We thought we should warn you.

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