Planet Of Pants Retail Store

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You want it, we got it! The new album by Planet Of Pants is here and you get to buy it, you lucky stiff! And now, our good friends at Doughboy Music, Inc., risk their wholesome good name to bring the panting cyberspace masses the ability to PURCHASE OUR CD ONLINE! Yes, just Amazon.com and Sexfarm.net, you can now use your handy and dandy credit card to buy our album. Soon they may be offering other selections from our "warehouse" (actually its just our house), so keep checking!

Must-Have Items:	Medium of Choice	$$$
	Our first on FLUX (XXX) Records It contains all the secrets to happiness, plus all the music you always wanted to hear but couldn't figure out where to find it! Click on the album cover to buy it online fromDoughboy Music!
	An actual from FLUX (XXX) Records (we don't know what the "xxx"'s are for, either) featuring 24 bands from all over Ohio (yes, even Cleveland)!! They'll be sound samples up when the cows come home! The best thing since home enema kits!
	The 7" Single from Planet Of Pants kowtows to people who actually come to our shows. It features two of our more popular songs, Wired and Rodan They're goin' like hotcakes! Actually, they're printed on hotcakes, so they're, like, practical!
	This 7" Single is Planet Of Pants' first entry into the world of recording media. The 45 rpm record contains the hit teen anthem, Flat Panagan. (Click Pat for a sample) On, as they say, "the flip side," we find Athenian embarrassments, The Spiveys, grimacing musically with Stinky's Theme (Click the Gimp for a sample). Reviewed favorably by *Maximum Rock'n'Roll!* Oh Boy!
	This full-length includes two songs each from 8 Athens bands: Planet Of Pants, Appalachian Death Ride, Geraldine, Norton's Orchestraville, Bargoyle, Alkaloid, Pretty Mighty Mighty, and Torque.
	Hold onto your lower digestive track! 23 tainted bands from Southeastern Ohio! Includes all the bands listed above plus Econothugs, Miss May '66, Pimpy Accelerator, Ultramidget, Mr. Hand, The In-Sect, and Beat Up Grandma!

There may be audio samples above, but I find it's better not to say, one way or the other. If I had more server space, and perhaps more than a fleeting interest in this whole world wide web business, I might see about changing that. But why bother now?

To buy one or all of the above items, click here and specify amounts and stuff. Then, send us MONEY! Unless, of course, you're gonna just go to the Doughboy Music page and use the credit card! Do that, it's cheaper (don't tell anybody that it's only $8.99 through their site!)